The magic mirror


In Lord Farquaad’s castle. The captain of the guards comes in.
Captain: My lord, we found it.
Farquaad: Then, what are you waiting for, bring it in!
The guards bring the magic mirror.
F: Magic mirror…
Gingerbread man: Don’t tell him anything!
He is thrown away by Lord Farqaad.
F: Evening! Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
Mirror: Well, technically your not a king…
F: Uh, Fellonius…
Fellonius breaks a mirror.
F: You were saying…
M: What I mean is you’re not a king yet, but you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.
F: Go on…
M: So, just sit back and relax my lord, because it is time for you to meet today’s eligible bacheloretts.
Followed by the show.


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